- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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