What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

If you just read this, You're dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

if you are reading this your wasting your time

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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