- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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