What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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