- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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