Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Lindsay Lohan

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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