- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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