- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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