what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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KCLTLMBAIMWSSHTCAWGAHW

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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woman's rights

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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Anti Joke

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