- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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