- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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