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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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