- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

why dont they make black forks

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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