- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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