- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

knock knock? come in

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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