- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

The New York Giants

A penis walks into a bar..

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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