- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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