What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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