Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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