- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

someone called someone else a frog

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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