Uh... You know them N words... When they come crashing into the neiborhood the neiborhood quality drops and gets totally destroyed youknow what im sayan? Uh yeah sure totally... Then you know they spread around smell up dirty and toxicify the whole area, they become so fat and loud and like take everything away from you. Yeah HEIL KKK!! WUUT? I was talking Aboot them Nukular warheds! You you... SOMETHING! Hey! Dont get offensive man, sorry I was just KIDDING!... yeah... KIDDIIING!

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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My spelling is horrible

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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