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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

My spelling is horrible

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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