A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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