- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

I agree to the terms and conditions

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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