- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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