- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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