Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

your mama's so fat... that's it

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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