What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Knock knock. Its open.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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