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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

I asked her where you were.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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