Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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