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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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