- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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