Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Yes

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Blacks

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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