- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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