Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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