why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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What's 9+10? 19

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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