- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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