- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

A penis walks into a bar..

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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