- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where's my baby??

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Tilt your screen back .

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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