- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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