- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

The child was fired from his job.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

hers a joke... japanese people

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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