A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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A man walks into a bar and at the bar he sees this guy with a blue head. He asks the man with the blue head if he can buy him a drink. The man with the blue head says "sure... you want to know about the blue head don't you?" "Yes i do" "Okay it all starts with a genie, he gave me 3 wishes, the first wish was to have a beautiful wife and a house to put her in, the second wish was for a ton of money, and the third wish was for a blue head."

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

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Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/355988-gay_marriage.jpg

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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