- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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