:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

i have yougurt mit traktor

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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