- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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