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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

I agree to the terms and conditions

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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