- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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