What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Obama = ebola

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

360 NO SCOPE

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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