A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

how man

How old is victor? Half past dead

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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