a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

How old is victor? Half past dead

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

how man

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

http://media.photobucket.com/image/whale%20penis/marcus1v0/whale_penis2.jpg

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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