Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Tony Romo

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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