What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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