"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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