- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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