- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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