Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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