- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

A lot eh?

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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