What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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Anti Joke

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