Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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