- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

I have an idea! You leave.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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