- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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