- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A man was shot. He died.

Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

I will create more jobs for americans

white or wheat? wheat please.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

eoin burgin is fat

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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