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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

A hill billy went fishing

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

i dont fisish anythi

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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