What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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One time i was sitting down

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

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