- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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