- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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