How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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