- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Knock Knock. Doors open

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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