What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Why? Why not?

Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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