A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Apple hates Blackberry.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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