What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Roses are red Im adopted

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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