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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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