Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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