Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

A guy walks into a bar

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

I will create more jobs for americans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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