Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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knock knock... ...no answer

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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Knock knock knock OCD

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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