Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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