- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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