- Anti Joke

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.