Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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A brunette, a blond and a red-head decide to go swimming in a lake. To prepare, they go shopping together to get some new bikinis. When they get to the shop they are pleased to find that the bikinis are on sale and they get them 50% off. They drive with their new swimwear to the lake and get changed in the changing room. When they get out they notice that it is quite cold. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice that the lake is dirty. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice the lake is actually a spill of oil. They decide to go swimming anyway. They remember that none of them can swim. They decide to go swimming anyway. They jump in. They drown.

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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