Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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