- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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