So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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