- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

white or wheat? wheat please.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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