- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Apple hates Blackberry.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Barack Obama is a good president.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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