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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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