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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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