- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Waffles ate my grandma

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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