"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Lololol

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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