- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

knock knock? come in

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

knock knock come in

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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