What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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9/11 my birthday

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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