- Anti Joke

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?