- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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