Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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