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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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