- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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