- Anti Joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

What stops a train? A missile

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?