- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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