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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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