- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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