- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

school homewrok

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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